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De certeza que todos eles FALAM INGLÊS! Porquê?
Ora lê.
? Porque é que nós Portugueses somos um Povo Doente, Triste, Coitado, Inculto, Atrasado, e Doente?
Exemplo simples. “Trabalha-Dôr" versus “Work-Pain” ( ou “Computa-Dôr” versus “Comput-Pain”).
A palavra “Trabalha-Dôr" em inglês lê-se/escreve-se “Worker”. Já imaginás-te se ela se lê-se/escrevesse “Work-Pain”. Até os Americanos e/ou Finlandeses seriam muito mais atrasados que nós.
Ou ainda “Ih-Nova-Dôr” / (“Ih-New-Pain”)
Aqui vai mais um texto pequeno elucidativo da culpa da Língua Portuguesa.
Os Portugueses começam o dia, logo pela manhãzinha, ao som do “Desperta Dôr”.
De manhã, logo ao começar do dia, começam a ouvir: “Desperta Dôr”. Está na hora. “A Corda” (parece que vai ser enforcado).
Leva o filho para o Infantário e entrega-o ao “Educa Dôr” dele.
A 2 quilómetros da Fábrica o carro avariou. Era problema no “Carbura Dôr”.
Chegou atrasado ao trabalho e teve que ir falar com o “Administra Dôr”. Este disse-lhe que com tantos atrasos o caso dele era “Preocupa Dôr” e que assim o “Emprega Dôr” podia dispensá-lo. Por isso, “Dôr Avante” veja se é “Cumpri Dôr” dos horários.
No trabalho (é “Desenha Dôr” e trabalha num “Estira Dôr” e num “Computa Dôr”) ouve dizer que tem que ser: “Trabalha Dôr”. E que para ser “Ih Nova Dôr” tem que pensar. Ou seja, tem que ser “Pensa Dôr”.
No fim do dia de trabalho, chegam ao “Pré Dio” já cansados e carregam no botão para chamar o “Eleva Dôr”.
À noite, devido ao frio (más construções) tem que ligar o “Aquece Dôr”.
Aproveita para ver o correio e vê que já chegou o seu Cartão de “Dá Dôr” de Sangue.
A mulher, que é Professora de “Má Temática”, desanimada, diz ao “mar ido”: “Oh home. Eu sei que sou boa Professora de “Má Temática” Esforço-me por dar bem as aulas e que os alunos aprendam. Mas nenhum deles gosta de “Má Temática”. Porque será?!”. “Não sei mulher”. Responde-lhe o homem. E volta a colocar o “Ausculta Dôr” para ouvir música.
Vão pôr o filho a dormir e dizem-lhe: “Oh meu filho, tu és “A Dor a Dôr””.
De madrugada, por volta das 3h da manhã, quando finalmente “A Dor Meço” – com a ajuda de Xanax – eu lá “Dôr Mia”.
E no dia seguinte, por volta das 6.30h (é ”Madruga Dôr”), lá está novamente o “Desperta Dôr”.
SOLUÇÃO PARA OS PORTUGUESES DEIXAREM DE SER COITADINHOS:
Acabar com a Língua Portuguesa e começar tudo a Falar/Escrever/ Pensar/Imaginar em Inglês.
E assim ficariam “Elegantes”. Ver figura em http://madrigal.blogs.sapo.pt/654.html
Ver mais em “As PALAVRAS ÚTEIS Portuguesas estão, PRACTICA-MENTE, todas XUNGADAS!”, Blog http://eunaodesisto.blogs.sapo.pt, 2.Dez.2005. (http://eunaodesisto.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/2005_12.html#870309)
PS: Uma das coisas que mais LAMENTO neste momento é NÃO TER BAGAGEM para explicar porque é que a Língua Portuguesa nos torna tão coitadinhos desde pequeninhos.
Mas sei que há MILHARES DE DOUTORES e PADRES que têm essa Bagagem e estão muito caladinhos.
EXTRAS:
1 – Canadá despede Emigrantes Portugueses que não saibam Inglês.
http://www.publico.clix.pt/shownews.asp?id=1251467&idCanal=95
É assim mesmo. Eles que aprendam Inglês e/ou Francês. Assim ganham eles, ganham os Filhos e ganha o Canadá.
2 – “Avião da TAP falha pista em São Paulo. LÍNGUA PORTUGUESA CONFUnDE” http://www.correiodamanha.pt/noticia.asp?id=193489&idselect=10&idCanal=10&p=94
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Obrigada, obrigada ... eu sei que hoje a coisa correu bem!!
Gosto sobretudo do contentinho da primeira fila. :))
A-do-rei! Utilizarei esta animação em doses terapeuticas.
"Obrigada! Obrigada! Eu sei que não merecia nada disto, mas quando era nova vendia limões!"
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